

Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer
Piloted by Bad boy Bertram ยท #3 of 38 at Sharkcon 2 (October 31, 2026) ยท record 3-3-1
Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer cEDH stats
Win conditions: Food Chain (detected from the list)
How it plays & wins
This is a fast Naya midrange-combo deck. It leans on a pile of mana dorks, rocks, and rituals (Elvish Mystic, Birds of Paradise, Sol Ring, Lotus Petal, Rite of Flame) to jump ahead on mana, with Ancient Tomb and Gaea's Cradle adding more. Ragavan and the Spirit Guides give it a quick start. Imperial Recruiter, Eldritch Evolution, Birthing Pod, Crop Rotation, and Summoner's Pact dig for the key pieces, while Silence and Cavern of Souls help the deck resolve them.
Its clearest win is Food Chain with Squee, the Immortal. Exile Squee for creature-only mana, recast it, and come out ahead each loop. I'm less sure what ends the game from there, since the list has no obvious mana sink I can confirm. The other likely route is Felidar Guardian blinking Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker to make endless hasty attackers. Otherwise it wins through pressure and value.
Analysis written with AI assistance based on this decklist.
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Creatures (38)
- Academy Rector ๐ถ๏ธ
- Archivist of Oghma ๐ถ๏ธ
- Arena Rector ๐ถ๏ธ
- Avacyn's Pilgrim ๐ถ๏ธ
- Badgermole Cub
- Birds of Paradise
- Coercive Recruiter ๐ถ๏ธ
- Delighted Halfling
- Elvish Mystic ๐ถ๏ธ
- Elvish Spirit Guide
- Esper Sentinel
- Felidar Guardian ๐ถ๏ธ
- Formidable Speaker
- Fury ๐ถ๏ธ
- Fyndhorn Elves ๐ถ๏ธ
- Hexing Squelcher
- Imperial Recruiter ๐ถ๏ธ
- Karmic Guide ๐ถ๏ธ
- Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker ๐ถ๏ธ
- Llanowar Elves ๐ถ๏ธ
- Orcish Lumberjack ๐ถ๏ธ
- Phyrexian Dreadnought ๐ถ๏ธ
- Pia, Aether Ascetic ๐ถ๏ธ
- Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer
- Ranger-Captain of Eos
- Ruby, Daring Tracker ๐ถ๏ธ
- Simian Spirit Guide
- Squee, the Immortal ๐ถ๏ธ
- Tataru Taru
- The Cabbage Merchant ๐ถ๏ธ
- The Jolly Balloon Man ๐ถ๏ธ
- Tinder Wall ๐ถ๏ธ
- Treasonous Ogre ๐ถ๏ธ
- Village Bell-Ringer ๐ถ๏ธ
- Voice of Victory
- Wall of Roots ๐ถ๏ธ
- Wirewood Symbiote ๐ถ๏ธ
- _____ Goblin ๐ถ๏ธ
Instants (9)
- Crop Rotation
- Desperate Ritual ๐ถ๏ธ
- Enlightened Tutor
- Final Fortune
- Manamorphose ๐ถ๏ธ
- Pyretic Ritual ๐ถ๏ธ
- Seething Song ๐ถ๏ธ
- Silence
- Summoner's Pact ๐ถ๏ธ
Sorceries (8)
- Eldritch Evolution ๐ถ๏ธ
- Finale of Devastation
- Infernal Plunge ๐ถ๏ธ
- Jeska's Will
- Malevolent Rumble ๐ถ๏ธ
- Nature's Rhythm
- Rite of Flame
- Warrior's Oath ๐ถ๏ธ
Artifacts (9)
Enchantments (1)
- Food Chain ๐ถ๏ธ
Lands (26)
- Ancient Tomb
- Arid Mesa
- Boseiju, Who Endures
- Cavern of Souls
- City of Brass
- Command Tower
- Commercial District
- Flooded Strand
- Gaea's Cradle
- Gemstone Caverns
- High Market
- Lazotep Quarry
- Lush Portico
- Mana Confluence
- Misty Rainforest
- Plateau
- Sacred Foundry
- Savannah
- Scalding Tarn
- Stomping Ground
- Taiga
- Talon Gates of Madara
- Temple Garden
- Verdant Catacombs
- Windswept Heath
- Wooded Foothills
Other (8)
- Jennifer Walters ๐ถ๏ธ
- Metamorphosis ๐ถ๏ธ
- Open the Omenpaths ๐ถ๏ธ
- Pyrokinesis ๐ถ๏ธ
- Shaman of Forgotten Ways ๐ถ๏ธ
- Thunderclap ๐ถ๏ธ
- Vivien on the Hunt ๐ถ๏ธ
- Wild Cantor ๐ถ๏ธ
Tournament data provided by TopDeck.gg.